Saturday, July 13, 2013

Prologue

You think blogs are just about reading someone's words online. 

Wrong. 

At least not for the REAL blogs, the blogs with some dignity and class. If you want to read this blog, you better follow the rules. 

You ask, "Well, how will she know whether I'm obeying the rules or not?" HA. I know because my parents are the only ones reading this. So Mom and Dad, I've got eyes and ears everywhere. 

You think your alone? You think your peacefully drinking coffee and reading the paper? You think your getting away eating that last piece of fudge pie without anyone noticing? No! 

I have my sources so take heed, follow the rules of this blog!

The guidelines:
1. Get in the mode by saying random British phrases like, "Bloody hell" or "'Ello guvnah" or "More fish and chips, please" or "Typical Americans"
2. Grab a hot cup of tea and head to the computer
3. Sip the tea
4. I don't care how hot it is
5. Sip it!
6. OK, now open your internet browser and type this URL in
7. Read my posts in a proper British accent
8. Aloud
9. Don't forget to comment...nothing nasty please
10. When your finished reading, you can continue living your life
11. And finish your tea too
12. Remember, PINKIES UP!

7 comments:

  1. Can I sip a soy latte instead?

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  2. And you thought only parents were reading this.....

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  3. "Typical Americans" ;)

    Hope you enjoy your trip. If you fancy a trip to Hampshire or anywere local to us do get in touch you are more than welcome to stay. xx Verity

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    1. Hello Verity! I'll have to double check on my plans but I have a feeling I'm all booked up. Thank you so much for the invitation though, that's really kind of you and thanks for reading too; hope you guys are doing well!

      Love lots, Madeline

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  4. I can wait to read your first post from the UK.
    I hope the rest of your flight went well.
    Much Love from the "Horsham Channings"

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