What word heals an underpaid teacher's growing headache?!
What magical spell sparks a kid back to life?!
What two syllables awaken the dragon called Fear in a parent's belly?!
SUUUMMMMMMMEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to Pinkies Up: the Sequel!! Now for all two of you readers out there (hi Mom! hi Dad!), here's a little explanation. After last summer's final post, people protested - nay, they FOUGHT for Pinkies Up return! They were addicts and I cut them off from the goods. Yes, Pinkies Up t'was their drug. BUT, amidst the darkness and confusion a light appeared! It's name: Sun. And Sun grew bigger and bigger until spring was no more, creating summer (I'm like a totally total science gene-to-the-yes).
True. Story.
I can only fulfill the audience's wishes by embarking on another Pinkies Up summer. In other words, I'm giving back your drug. I'm just that nice.
So, pray tell, what does a Pinkies Up Sequel look like anyway?! Aren't sequels usually worse than the original?! Yes, they are but Pinkies Up is not "usual." It's unusual. To answer your first question, the sequel shall NOT be set in the mothaland (Britania). Alas, tis true. INSTEAD, I shalt be in the merryland working at a camp. I mean, who'd want to travel in Europe when they can work at an underpaid children's camp?! ...yeah...
Here are some fun things you can expect from summer 2014:
1. A post EVERY Friday unless there's a post on SUNDAY!
2. Camp STORIES! I'm going to be working with archery so it's gonna get real
3. Books! I'm reading them!
4. Recipes! (I'm mean, c'mon, what did you expect? this IS a blog)
5. AANNNNNYYYYTHTTHTHTHTING!
Don't forget the rules to the blog (F's to all those who did!) because I don't know about you, but no one likes an uncivilized blog. Pinkies Up is all about the experience.
That's all I got. I shall be writing the first real post of this new summer this Friday.
Put them pinkies UP!
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